Your Tattoo Sucks

O misspellings…how I love thee…let me the count the ways…or in this case the number of them.  When getting a tattoo containing words the first thing you need to make sure of before the inking begins is to double check that everything is spelled correctly.  Srsly.  Everything.  No wait, triple check it.  This will be on your body for life folks.  There really is no excuse for having a misspelling even with a large body of text and especially when you copy it down from a published material that is already spell checked…like…oh I dont know…the Bible!  The misspelled words are bad enough, but to add in a terrible spacing and ink job on top of it is really just too much fail to comprehend.  You’ll recognize this Bible verse from Ezekiel (even through the misspelled words) as it was recited in a very famous scene by Samuel Jackson from the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction.

It’s almost like a Where’s Waldo or one of those photo hunt video games in bars.  How many misspelled words can you find in this tattoo?

Thank you to Your Tattoo Sucks fan Teddy for sending this one in.

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Do the blue handled shopping carts look familiar to you? If you guessed they are WalMart carts you would be a winner…unlike our friend here.  You see Wayne is a WalMart cart wrangler…meaning he gathers up the shopping carts from the parking lot and brings them back into the store.  Apparently, he really enjoys his work so much that he has decided to forever memorialize it on his body.  Your Tattoo Sucks fan Amanda sent this pic in with the following comment: “When asked why he got a grocery cart tattooed on his ass he said, ‘I’d rather regret it now than when I’m older.’ Wayne will be a Wal*Mart cart pusher forever.”  This submission could easily be cross-posted on another fantastic site called People of WalMart. 

When I opened this tattoo submission I laughed for about a minute straight. I mean just look at this meat tramp stamp.  If this doesn’t make you smile then I have no idea what will.  It reminds me of the old Saturday morning cartoons from the 80s with the way the “Meat” is written along with the bright colors and some sort of happy little ham wizard there in the middle.  Damn this is awesome!  Thank you Nina for sending this one in.  You totally made my day.

This may quite possibly be the worst smiley face tattoo ever inked by a human onto another human.  I will say that I give props to Luke for sending in this pic of his own tat.  As for his buddy Shayne who inked this masterpiece of smiley face fail…don’t quit your day job pal. 

Yes, this is a guy. And yes, this is a tramp stamp. I had no idea what Tige stood for and would have looked it up, but was told by the tattoo submitter Roman that it is a “a below par ski boat”.  He also went on to say “it would be like getting a Kia tattoo”.  I’ll have to take your word on that one.  Even if it was a top of the line boat…it still sucks as a tramp stamp on a dude. 

This isn’t the first time a tramp stamp tattoo on a dude has found its way onto the site.  Check out the Taco Bell and the butterfly tramp stamps on guys.

Twinkle twinkle guy with back tattoo. How I wonder what’s wrong with you.  You inked a bunch of stars on your back.  And now you look like a dumb nut sack.

Thanks Alex for the tattoo submission!