Your Tattoo Sucks

I don’t know if this was meant to be a Bob Marley reference or just that they have one love for Jesus.  Whatever the “One Love” is supposed to stand for at the end of the day it is nothing but “One Fail”.  Those letters are poorly spaced and aren’t even all tilted at the same angle.  And someone give James Cameron a call cause he made need some help on Avatar 2 with the fancy 3D styling skills that this artist has.  On second thought…don’t.  I’ve seen better 3D box drawings from kids in grade school.  Just awful.

Thanks Cody for the pic.

What is this supposed to be?  It looks like a random collection of shapes.  Pointless.  I’m more intrigued by the rest of the picture.  Are those Star Wars bedsheets? Now I love me some Star Wars, but rocking the sheets after about age 13 is a little weird.  The Hot Topic wristband should serve as an immediate warning sign of doucheness if the worthless arm sleeve wasn’t enough of a clue.  More randomness include an empty Mountain Dew bottle (looks like one of the one hit wonder flavors) and some kind of stuffed cat.  Plethora of fail here. Si el guapo. We have a plethora.

Thanks Victoria for sending this one in.

O misspellings…how I love thee…let me the count the ways…or in this case the number of them.  When getting a tattoo containing words the first thing you need to make sure of before the inking begins is to double check that everything is spelled correctly.  Srsly.  Everything.  No wait, triple check it.  This will be on your body for life folks.  There really is no excuse for having a misspelling even with a large body of text and especially when you copy it down from a published material that is already spell checked…like…oh I dont know…the Bible!  The misspelled words are bad enough, but to add in a terrible spacing and ink job on top of it is really just too much fail to comprehend.  You’ll recognize this Bible verse from Ezekiel (even through the misspelled words) as it was recited in a very famous scene by Samuel Jackson from the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction.

It’s almost like a Where’s Waldo or one of those photo hunt video games in bars.  How many misspelled words can you find in this tattoo?

Thank you to Your Tattoo Sucks fan Teddy for sending this one in.

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Do the blue handled shopping carts look familiar to you? If you guessed they are WalMart carts you would be a winner…unlike our friend here.  You see Wayne is a WalMart cart wrangler…meaning he gathers up the shopping carts from the parking lot and brings them back into the store.  Apparently, he really enjoys his work so much that he has decided to forever memorialize it on his body.  Your Tattoo Sucks fan Amanda sent this pic in with the following comment: “When asked why he got a grocery cart tattooed on his ass he said, ‘I’d rather regret it now than when I’m older.’ Wayne will be a Wal*Mart cart pusher forever.”  This submission could easily be cross-posted on another fantastic site called People of WalMart. 

When I opened this tattoo submission I laughed for about a minute straight. I mean just look at this meat tramp stamp.  If this doesn’t make you smile then I have no idea what will.  It reminds me of the old Saturday morning cartoons from the 80s with the way the “Meat” is written along with the bright colors and some sort of happy little ham wizard there in the middle.  Damn this is awesome!  Thank you Nina for sending this one in.  You totally made my day.

This may quite possibly be the worst smiley face tattoo ever inked by a human onto another human.  I will say that I give props to Luke for sending in this pic of his own tat.  As for his buddy Shayne who inked this masterpiece of smiley face fail…don’t quit your day job pal.