Look into my eyes…you are getty sleepy…you will now be under control…now go get me some friggin honey pronto you lil bastard.  This thing seriously looks a lot like the pedobear.  And what is up with those eyes?  Almost reminds me of those teddy bear cameras that Chris Hanson uses to catch a predator pedofiles…or that dads use to watch the hot young babysitter have sex on your kids bed with her boyfriend.  Ok any of you dads out there that have one of those cameras and get some good footage…send it my way.  Giggity.  And why is the blue border needed?  Makes the bear look like it is deep sea diving or flying thru the air at super fast speed.  Let’s not forget about the MOM scroll…come on…really?  Mom?  Tad overdone don’t ya think?

teddy bear crazy eyes mom

Props to Kathryn for sending this one in.