Killer Fail Whale
Sep.17, 2009 in
Animals
So let me get this straight…you abandon the concept of getting a dolphin in a playful jumping out of the water pose…cause…ya know…that would be too cliche and common. Instead you go for another lovable sea mammal…the killer whale. Again, I’m not seeing much of a problem as they can be sweet creatures like the ones at Sea World…where I have to draw the line…is naming the tattoo Orca. WTF? Big fan of Jaws ripoff movies from the late 1970s are we? “Free Willy” would have probably been a lot funnier if I had put this on my body…but of course…I wouldn’t.
Special thanks to Your Tattoo Sucks fan Mary Kay for submitting this one.
(9.86 out of 10)
January 16th, 2010 at 12:45 am
Dumbass, a killer whale IS an orca.
January 16th, 2010 at 12:51 am
Look…”Amy”…I’m well aware of the fact that an Orca is the same thing as a killer whale…it’s also the name of a shitty movie from the 70s about a killer whale which was what I referenced…both of those matters aside it is a very dumb thing to write above a picture of a killer whale tattoo…thus…fail. Kinda like getting a tattoo of a dog and writing DOG above it…or a dolphin and DOLPHIN. Statements of the obvious certainly dont enhance anything with regard to body art.
October 27th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Lol at Amy’s epic pwnage
February 9th, 2011 at 3:03 am
Maybe you should have put that in your caption instead of solely referencing the movie, that way people wouldn’t think you are a complete fucktard.
Also, you should check your capitalization and punctuation in your captions. It’s really bad.
January 28th, 2012 at 11:46 am
She didn’t seem to mind. Emboldened, I touched her some more. She grinned, and touched me. We kissed again.