Mr Rock Band
Someone has really taken the love of music…just a tad too far. Not only is this absolutely the worst idea for a back tattoo I have ever seen (ok maybe that’s not true…but it is pretty damn bad), but you took the idea one step further…and covered it with the worst bands imaginable. Tesla? Tuff? Ratt? Firehouse? Dude…Firehouse? I mean come on man. Plus…what was the reason for getting “The” on the neck. At least you could have covered up the evidence for this Rock Band video game nightmare with a shirt and no one would have known. But ooooohhh no. You had to place a teaser hint on your neck so that some unsuspecting victim would ask you…”Uh heh man…what’s that “The” on your neck for?” Just so you could then be like “oh man it’s the top of this totally kick ass full back tattoo of a badass heavy metal hair guy in the middle with a ton of really righteous band names all around it.” Then the guy you showed it to would be like…”oh yeah…that’s uh…cool…well I’ll see ya later”. Then as you wander off feeling all totally cool with your killer back tattoo…that guy you showed it to that took a picture…just sent that piece of crap in to Your Tattoo Sucks for me to shred you on the interwebs. Enjoy that ridiculous collection of fail on your back for the rest of your life…Mr. Righteous Dude.

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(47 votes, average: 8.62 out of 10)
August 24th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
wow. just… wow. i have some love for 80s hair bands, don’t get me wrong. but this looks like monsters of rock threw up on this guys back! oh my, its bad…
October 31st, 2009 at 3:43 am
and “randy roads” is spelled Randy Rhodes. Nice try though
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 pm
[...] on there (looks like there’s room) then it will be relatively similar to this tattoo of hair band logos. Let me give you a piece of advice pal…if you happen to meet a chick at ComicCon who wants [...]
December 25th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Is this where hair metal bands go to die? Seriously, is there a band tattooed on this man’s back that still together, still producing albums, much less making money outside of dive bars in Delaware?