Mr Rock Band
Someone has really taken the love of music…just a tad too far. Not only is this absolutely the worst idea for a back tattoo I have ever seen (ok maybe that’s not true…but it is pretty damn bad), but you took the idea one step further…and covered it with the worst bands imaginable. Tesla? Tuff? Ratt? Firehouse? Dude…Firehouse? I mean come on man. Plus…what was the reason for getting “The” on the neck. At least you could have covered up the evidence for this Rock Band video game nightmare with a shirt and no one would have known. But ooooohhh no. You had to place a teaser hint on your neck so that some unsuspecting victim would ask you…”Uh heh man…what’s that “The” on your neck for?” Just so you could then be like “oh man it’s the top of this totally kick ass full back tattoo of a badass heavy metal hair guy in the middle with a ton of really righteous band names all around it.” Then the guy you showed it to would be like…”oh yeah…that’s uh…cool…well I’ll see ya later”. Then as you wander off feeling all totally cool with your killer back tattoo…that guy you showed it to that took a picture…just sent that piece of crap in to Your Tattoo Sucks for me to shred you on the interwebs. Enjoy that ridiculous collection of fail on your back for the rest of your life…Mr. Righteous Dude.
(9.86 out of 10)
August 24th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
wow. just… wow. i have some love for 80s hair bands, don’t get me wrong. but this looks like monsters of rock threw up on this guys back! oh my, its bad…
October 31st, 2009 at 3:43 am
and “randy roads” is spelled Randy Rhodes. Nice try though
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 pm
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December 25th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Is this where hair metal bands go to die? Seriously, is there a band tattooed on this man’s back that still together, still producing albums, much less making money outside of dive bars in Delaware?
October 27th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
@Nevadagrrl
Yes, Ratt and Firehouse were not the best or most remembered bands, but DUDE! Iron maiden is tattooed on that guys back! They are still together and JUST released an album this year (it was wicked btw).
The bands on this guy’s back are timeless, no matter if they are still together or not: AC-DC, Scorpions, Poison, Def Leppard, Ozzy, Megadeth, Testament, Black Sabbath, Motley Crue…
You know nothing about music!
How can you even compare these bands to the currently popular music: Justin Beiber and some black rappers. Yeah, they are “releasing albums” (if that’s what you would call them). The music industry today is just a bunch of sellouts and american idols. Where is the hard work to become a musician? Yes these bands did play in dive bars but thats how EVERY FAMOUS ROCK BAND started. Do you see Led Zeppelin ever going on a show like American Idol? Or Black Sabbath?
October 27th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
The tattoo still sucks though. Don’t insult the bands, however.
January 9th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Ha! This reminds me of my high school school book covers back in the 80′s. Most of these bands wouldn’t have made the cut though.
April 30th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister is the host of The House of Hair that airs every Sunday morning. He plays ALL those bands so maybe this is the guy’s idea of an homage to Dee and his show?
I remember listening to all those bands as I was growing up! I just don’t recall if I liked them!
December 1st, 2011 at 10:17 pm
nice guns n’ roses tramp stamp. Faggot.