Worst Korn Tattoo In History
Feb.13, 2010 in
Musicians and Bands
OMG. This one is off the charts on the Fail-o-Meter. Not only did you get a tattoo of a terrible band, you got the tattoo covering most of your arm…by what looks like someone who has never seen an ink gun in their life before they started mutilating your arm. I really hope this wasn’t done by a “professional” and was instead done by your buddy at home with a ball point pen and spork from Taco Bell. At least that would explain the craptasticness of the design and execution.
Big props to Richard for finding this and sending it in.
(9.86 out of 10)
June 8th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
‘This is going to be a long car ride dude, can I doodle on your arm?’
‘oh shit its permanent…’
July 8th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Korn a terrible band? You need to learn what music is.
July 13th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Korn a terrible band?
Yes, yes they are. They do nothing but play chords and keys that are incompatible with each other, resulting in bland, mediorcre songs I could produce on my keyboard in a single day. 98% of their songs are the same few awful chords repeated for 4 minutes. The lead singer (jon?) cries in every song, again, in keys that are incompatible with the music, and his overall tone is just unpleasant. It’s almost identical to the style of “Tool” and their fanbase. Bland, repetitive noise with a singer who has potential, but chooses to cry instead of sing. Basically, both singers are rich, spoiled faggots who simply believe they have a hard life, with a tough childhood, and sing about it cryptically, as if it’s true.
I admit that I did listen to a few of their songs over the years; the ones that were the best selling singles, which only did well because they came close to sounding normal (almost pop), with good guitar performance and such.
Everything else is just filler for actual fans who listen to them because they are fanboys of the Korn brand, and how Jon sounds when he sings/cries.
It is truly alternative music; music that does not meet established standards for enjoyable listening. They hit the studio and just make shit up as they go, and once they reach 40+ minutes, they call it an album.
I think Korn fans need to learn what music is. Being a mindless fanboy isn’t it.
July 28th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
OK First off, KoRn is a Nu Metal band on the Rock tree, they are a rare sub genre of Metal, and are damn good at it. I have an awesome KoRn tattoo as well, and you are so wrong in so many ways it was laughable reading that. Obviously you haven’t listened to songs like Freak on Leash, Got the Life, Faget. Jonathon Davis has amazing vocals, an awesome dark grunge style to it. I mean come on, they take a bass and knock it down an octave and a half, I mean that is so bad ass, just the deep bass sound mixed with amazing vocals. I literally get so pumped up listening to it I have almost punched holes in the wall, it just gets you so aggressive and pumped, it is an amazing feeling, and not exactly easy to do for a band, gotta have some talent.
Secondly, Jon Davis has seen some shit. He is able to keep going through a song even while crying, I mean he is a beast of an artist, just watching in studio videos and such, its quite amazing to see his talent.
Lastly, Fieldy the bassist is such a bad ass slap bass player, which got him nominated as the best bassist in the industry back in the early 2000′s. Also, being that they have gone multi-platinum, I believe last count was 6 times, I would say that they are far from a crap band. Also, talking about fan boys makes no sense, this isn’t gaming moron, this is music, and KoRn is an amazing band, great guitartist’s, and the best bassist and drummers in the industry. Why the fuck you ripping on tool too, that doesn’t even make sense, they are there own style, and they have some feeling to there metal/alternative/techno/trance style with poetic lyrics is quite amazing. I have no clue what is going on in your head when you are listening to KoRn or tool, and yes both have had a hard life, do some fucking research ya dumb ass.
July 30th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
wow…I can’t believe how much you love that terrible band. that is too funny.
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:22 am
i was laughing to myself at your post justifying your opinion on why korn is a bad band. its clear you are some stupid fall out boy fagot who in reality has no clue about the chords korn uses, keys and what does and doesnt blend together. you disgust me beyong belief you lady gargle, justin bieber, madonna piece of shit homo. eat shit and die before you bash a band that makes more money then you or anyone in your worthless family will ever make in a lifetime.
oh but i do agree the tattoo is pretty ugly =/
March 30th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
I agree it is an ugly tattoo and they totally fucked up the Korn part so it’s kind of a disgrace to Korn. I’m a huge Korn fan. They are pretty much my life. I look up to Jonathan Davis and those of you trash talking Korn. Fuck off. You probably don’t know half Korn’s songs. I hate people who think they can actually say a band sucks because they listened to a couple of the bands songs. Korn has a bunch of amazing songs. The music and lyrics are amazing and the band actually has a lot of emotion to the way they play and preform. Don’t trash talk till you actually know shit.
April 10th, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Korn is the shiznic. Enough said.
April 19th, 2011 at 6:11 am
Korn is absolutely terrible. Emotion doesn’t make an artist good.
Kornftw: Anyone with a brain realizes Fall out boy is just as gay as Korn. If you like good music you tend to not like that band either.
Agoodkorntattoo: So now we’re just going to jump on the bandwagon? Okay then, so U2 is amazing now too. -eyeroll- Get out my face nigguh. Being force fed shit on the radio for publicity doesn’t make it good, you’re not “hard” because you listen to Korn and you’re certainly not intelligent. Listening to music and having it be good because you want to destroy your home by punching holes in walls just makes you an idiot.
April 20th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Your love for a band does not make them suck any less. It does, however, usually play a part in lining your favorite nu metal band’s pockets.
May 3rd, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Bryan: Your right. Emotion doesnt make an artist good, passion for music makes an artist good. Korn never made music for money they do it because they are passionate for music and you can see that in them when they perform. Maybe you are just far too illiterate to understand the lyrics they write? What the hell do you listen to that is soooo damn amazing? I’m not gonna say that Korn IS absolutely fantastic! because some may not aggree. OPINION ALERT DONT CRY GUYS!: But I THINK korn is an incredible band and they are very creative an unique. Im sure your just into all that new generation crap music. So dont get all butt hurt because someone thinks differently than you dumb ass (:
Agoodkorntattoo: Although i aggree with your opinion about Korn, I think the tattoo looks like someone took a giant shit on his arm. I hate it. And I think youre an idiot for wanting to punch holes in the walls because of the music
Maybe you have bipolar? Might want to get checked.
Just sayin(:
peace losers
October 18th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Okay. I like how people who are dissing Korn wont put up what music they like. I love Korn, and i find it disheartening to hear people dog on them. They are different. Thats what makes them amazing. They are a cookie cutter band like Rev Theory and Theory of a Deadman. They are a disgrace to rock music. Korn is a band that caused a revolution called NuMetal. Bringing hiphop influences and mixer-style beats to metal music. Heard of Limp Bizkit? Linkin Park? They got the NuMetal idea from Korn. People who say Korn is a “terrible band” are just jaded queers who listen to pop music or are jaded teenies that listen to Blink 182. Nuff said. Also, metal music is meant for aggression, SO, if you have ever went to a metal concert, shit gets crazy. Love you Korn guys, but that tattoo is pretty crappy.
October 18th, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Sorry I meant they are NOT a cookie cutter band.
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