Your Tattoo Sucks

Wars make freedom chicken cry. Look at this fail. Nothing is symmetrical at all about what we can only assume was supposed to be an eagle. I really hope this was a homemade tat and not one he went out and paid someone to ink. Totally cracks me up.

Thanks Reid for sharing this one.

You really have to watch out for those armpits…sometimes…they have sharks…and those sharks eat babies.  I’ve seen one.  Once.  Don’t believe I’ve seen a shark in an armpit eating a baby?  Er…I guess would that be a “SharkPit” eating a baby?  I’m getting ahead of myself…damnit I do that a lot…and I have a tendency [...]

Can’t decide whether to get that overdone lame dolphin tattoo…or is your interest in the Godfather so strong that your first tattoo should be a horse head.  Well don’t keep yourself up at night worrying about how you are going to choose…just get em both…like this chick.  What’s up with the bubbles?  Looks like the [...]

Look into my eyes…you are getty sleepy…you will now be under control…now go get me some friggin honey pronto you lil bastard.  This thing seriously looks a lot like the pedobear.  And what is up with those eyes?  Almost reminds me of those teddy bear cameras that Chris Hanson uses to catch a predator pedofiles…or [...]

Just got this one in from Dean…who sent in this tat which his friend Sean sports.  Yep…aint that just like a friend…get a shitty tat and he’ll out ya on Your Tattoo Sucks every time.  Love it.  The busting on his friend’s tat…not this actual piece of shit. Srsly…I’ve seen retarded monkeys draw and ink a [...]

Settle down folks, let’s not get penisey.  What a lovely butterfly abstract art chicks licking a penis tattoo.  This is pretty hot.  Although if I was about to mount up and saw this…I certainly would double check to make sure I was wrapped and well.  Not only is she tramp stamped…she’s stamped with a penis…being [...]