Your Tattoo Sucks

Settle down folks, let’s not get penisey.  What a lovely butterfly abstract art chicks licking a penis tattoo.  This is pretty hot.  Although if I was about to mount up and saw this…I certainly would double check to make sure I was wrapped and well.  Not only is she tramp stamped…she’s stamped with a penis…being [...]

No arm?  No problem.  Turn that missing arm frown upside down with a row of shark teeth.  This is all kinds of wrong and all kinds of awesome at the same time.  Even the nub shape is perfect for the shark head.  The only thing that could make this even better is if the dude [...]

So let me get this straight…you abandon the concept of getting a dolphin in a playful jumping out of the water pose…cause…ya know…that would be too cliche and common.  Instead you go for another lovable sea mammal…the killer whale.  Again, I’m not seeing much of a problem as they can be sweet creatures like the [...]

Now what did a mythical creature of a horse with a large single horn on its head ever do to you in order to deserve such horrible treatment?  I’m not sure why this unicorn was pelted with an entire quiver of arrows, but the clue to this mystery may very well be written in the [...]

He’s cute, he’s cuddly, he’s…a nipple?  Nothing like a creative way to showcase your boob.  Lady I’ve got news for ya.  It’s a boob.  Men don’t need any cute little animals to make us want to see it or play with it.  I’ll give ya the creative effort though with it.  I tell you an [...]

The pig is a magical animal.  So magical, in fact, that it brings us all kinds of delicious treats like bacon, ham, fatback, porkchops, hot dogs, bbq sandwiches, ribs, and feet (well…delicious to some folks).  Apparently, this girl is so much of a bacon fan that she wanted to forever immortalize her love of this [...]