Your Tattoo Sucks

I remember back when the New Kids on the Block craze swept over this nation like some kind of biblical sign of the apocalypse.  This boy band nightmare didn’t die out with NKOTB…no it kept evolving with an ever increasing quantity of them over the years culminating into a Highlander-esque “there can be only one” anti-Christ [...]

OMG. This one is off the charts on the Fail-o-Meter.  Not only did you get a tattoo of a terrible band, you got the tattoo covering most of your arm…by what looks like someone who has never seen an ink gun in their life before they started mutilating your arm.  I really hope this wasn’t [...]

So I will be the first to admit I had zero idea what the hell “Kill Caustic” was supposed to be or stand for. All I knew when I looked at this was that it is yet another example of homemade tattooing gone wrong. Turns out (thanks to the all powerful Google) that Kill Caustic is the name of [...]

Are you really gonna like that song in another 10 years? Especially something as depressing as that one sounds. There’s a time for Paul Van Dyk song lyrics…and that time is not in a tattoo studio. Thanks Sarah for the submission.

I would imagine this is what the muppet rocker Animal would look like after coming down hard after a Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem show from too much blow and hookers in real life.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Blink 182. In fact, they are probably one of my top 10 bands, but I can honestly say I have never thought for even a second about tattooing their name across my knuckles.  Maybe if I was actually in the band…maybe.  Also looks like this guy has seen the [...]