Your Tattoo Sucks

What do Elmer Fudd and Canada have in common?  Well to everyone else on the planet…nothing…but to this guy…well I’m still not really sure although it must be enough to inspire combining the two permanently on his body.  Tyrel (who is Canadian) is a good sport and sent this one in for me to post up to [...]

What do you get when you combine the Savior of the Christian faith and a cute little cartoon character for chicks?  Hello Kitty Jesus of course.  Aw…what better way to expose girls to the crucifiction lesson than to incorporate a cute kitty into the story.  Forget all that Jesus is my Homeboy stuff.  For me…Jesus [...]

What do you get when you combine piercings, emo goth chicks, vampires, flannel, and an unhealthy obsession with Hello Kitty?  Answer…this broad.  I can’t even begin to describe the massive amounts of fail here.  I mean it is possible you would actually look attractive…well…that is if you changed everything you have goin on here.  Who [...]

You better listen up Bin Laden you cave-dwellin’ sumbitch.  Not only did you make Batman cry with your terrorist attack of the World Trade Center on 9/11, but you have angered Captain America too.  This tattoo…your severed head in the clutches of a Marvel superhero…all of this was foretold by Nostradamus.  Now little did I know, [...]

So let me get this straight.  You took two ideas…regarded by many as terrible independent of one another…and merged them together?  I’m sorry my man, but have you ever heard the phrase two wrongs don’t make a right?  Well…same thing applies with tattoos.  Hope you enjoy looking at that mess in 20 years. 

Dude…you are a grown man with a Pokemon tattoo.  Not only did you for some reason find the need to permanently place a childish anime game and cartoon character on your body…you made her mildly erotic by having her inked naked.  How many times have you pounded the pud to this character before you decided [...]