Your Tattoo Sucks

Do the blue handled shopping carts look familiar to you? If you guessed they are WalMart carts you would be a winner…unlike our friend here.  You see Wayne is a WalMart cart wrangler…meaning he gathers up the shopping carts from the parking lot and brings them back into the store.  Apparently, he really enjoys his [...]

Yes, this is a guy. And yes, this is a tramp stamp. I had no idea what Tige stood for and would have looked it up, but was told by the tattoo submitter Roman that it is a “a below par ski boat”.  He also went on to say “it would be like getting a [...]

Sure I get that it’s a Jeep thing…and I even own a Wrangler myself…but what usually follows that statement is “you wouldn’t understand”.  I’ve gotta say getting a tattoo of “it’s a Jeep thing” on your neck…well hell I don’t even understand it.  A while back I posted up another Jeep tattoo you can check out. [...]

In general, company product tattoos are pretty lame concepts to get permanently inked on your body (there are some exceptions to this rule though).  If you are going to cross the line into a company or commercial product tattoo…at least get it done well.  This is just a wavy lined, gray splotchy, downright mess of [...]

So this has been kicking around the compuinnerwebs for a few days so figured what the hell I might as well post it here for you fine folks.  Rumor on the skreet is this was a made for Ray-Ban sunglasses as part of a viral marketing campaign. So…I’m either helping spread the corporate propaganda effort by [...]

Nothing shows how classy you are like driving a Cadillac. Conversely, nothing says douche like a Cadillac tattoo. Life. Liberty. And the Pursuit…of a sucky tattoo. Addition: Turns out this is an asshat from that MTV show Jersey Shore. Go figure. Thanks for sending this one in Greg.