Your Tattoo Sucks

In general, company product tattoos are pretty lame concepts to get permanently inked on your body (there are some exceptions to this rule though).  If you are going to cross the line into a company or commercial product tattoo…at least get it done well.  This is just a wavy lined, gray splotchy, downright mess of [...]

So this has been kicking around the compuinnerwebs for a few days so figured what the hell I might as well post it here for you fine folks.  Rumor on the skreet is this was a made for Ray-Ban sunglasses as part of a viral marketing campaign. So…I’m either helping spread the corporate propaganda effort by [...]

Nothing shows how classy you are like driving a Cadillac. Conversely, nothing says douche like a Cadillac tattoo. Life. Liberty. And the Pursuit…of a sucky tattoo.
Addition: Turns out this is an asshat from that MTV show Jersey Shore. Go figure.

Thanks for sending this one in Greg.

This is what happens when you drink way too much Red Bull and Vodka…you actually believe getting the logo tattooed on the back of your neck will be cool and that chicks will dig it.  Well I’ve got a bad shot of reality juice for you to try next pal…it won’t.  Instead of looking like some [...]

One of the earliest posts was one of a guy sporting the MySpace logo on his stomach…so why does it not surprise me that I am now posting up one with the Twitter logo.  Hasn’t this person already seen that social media sites come and go…how long of a shelf life does she really expect [...]

How much of a Dungeons and Dragons board gaming geek do you have to be to want to get a tattoo of a 20-sided die?  Seriously.  As if your lack of any sort of female companionship, public humility, and misguided sense of reality weren’t bad enough…oh no…you had to go and seal the deal on [...]