Your Tattoo Sucks

This is what happens when you drink way too much Red Bull and Vodka…you actually believe getting the logo tattooed on the back of your neck will be cool and that chicks will dig it.  Well I’ve got a bad shot of reality juice for you to try next pal…it won’t.  Instead of looking like some [...]

One of the earliest posts was one of a guy sporting the MySpace logo on his stomach…so why does it not surprise me that I am now posting up one with the Twitter logo.  Hasn’t this person already seen that social media sites come and go…how long of a shelf life does she really expect [...]

How much of a Dungeons and Dragons board gaming geek do you have to be to want to get a tattoo of a 20-sided die?  Seriously.  As if your lack of any sort of female companionship, public humility, and misguided sense of reality weren’t bad enough…oh no…you had to go and seal the deal on [...]

All of us remember from days gone by the old Bill Cosby Jello commercials, especially the ones about the Jello Pudding Pops.  Do they even make Pudding Pops any longer?  I certainly haven’t seen any ads in a long while.  I used the eat the hell out of those things.  Apparently, someone else out there [...]

Let’s face it…Ronald McDonald is a man…you’re a woman.  Get what I’m saying?  That’s right…clowns need loving too.  When not romping on top of the fry boxes in the back storage closet with Grimace, Ronald likes to get out and mingle with the ladies.  Once he is finished taking care of business, ol Ronald likes [...]

Yep…that’s a Taco Bell tramp stamp…on a dude.  Seriously bro.  Don’t get me wrong here cause I love me some Taco Bell.  Really love it.  Hell I even crave it daily as a matter of fact, but I have never thought of getting a tattoo of their logo before.  And if I did…considering I’m not [...]