Your Tattoo Sucks

Not surprised to find this tattoo based on the insanely popular Disney Pirates of the Caribbean films.  This one features Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann played by Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.  I have to admit the films are a little hokey, but they do boast some incredible special effects and Depp is brilliant [...]

This creature was from the film based on the popular book called Pan’s Labyrinth. This monster (whom I don’t believe has a name other than being called the Pale Man) was probably the creepiest looking thing in the film with his blank face and creepy eyes in his hands.  Not sure why anyone would want [...]

Anyone that has seen the classic Troma films from the 80s will recognize this little 90 pound weakling.  Of course you’d only know him from the beginning of the first Toxic Avenger movie as this fella eventually gets transformed into the bad guy fighting superhero born out of toxic waste.  Gotta say this is probably [...]

In the sad wake of Conan’s final hosting of The Tonight Show on NBC last night, I figured a Conan OBrien tattoo would be fitting. Screw NBC.  Jay Leno has always sucked and I hope his rating are in the crapper when he takes back over. Personally, I hope O’Brien decides to make the move over to [...]

Now I do like the concept of getting a tattoo of one of those mindless crane worshipping aliens from the Disney movie Toy Story and don’t see a problem with that. I will say the artwork here is pretty sloppy and the lines are wobbly. Yeah, go ahead and call me a perfectionist ass if you want [...]

Wow. I almost need sunglasses to look at this full back tattoo. Damn that is some serious orange action you got going there pal. The artwork is actually really well done and you went full back which is awesome…but I’m not so sure this much orange really works.  I get what you were going for there [...]