Your Tattoo Sucks

Oh Canada is right. Looks like this six pack was served with one too many sides of Canadian bacon and maple syrup.  Damn dude.  You may want to switch over to Molson Light going forward, eh.  In the wake of the recent Winter Olympics in Vancouver receiving this tattoo couldn’t have been timed better.

Props to Katie [...]

Listen up children to the writing tramp stamped on the girl in front of you, crack kills.  Just say no to crack.  While you’re at it, just say no to terrible tramp stamp ideas too. 

Ok so I thought EMO folks were supposed to be all sad, depressed, suicidal, and listened to soft core punk rock while sporting terrible hair and tight jeans…how does “thriller” fit in to all of that? EMO Fail.

Thanks Cody for the submission.

Live: Sure I’ll give you that…you are living.
Love: Not if she sees your hand first. Better wear gloves.
Laugh: Yep…we all are…at this terrible tattoo.
I’m not even going to venture a guess at what the hell those blob things are on either side. The only thing positive I can say about this…at least the words are all [...]

Step right on up ladies. What you are looking at on display here is a grade A slab of prime southern hospitality beef.  Now don’t all you ladies get too worked up and start fighting over him…at least don’t start the hair pulling until I get my video camera and pudding ring ready.  BTW, it should [...]

Are you really gonna like that song in another 10 years? Especially something as depressing as that one sounds. There’s a time for Paul Van Dyk song lyrics…and that time is not in a tattoo studio.

Thanks Sarah for the submission.