Your Tattoo Sucks

O misspellings…how I love thee…let me the count the ways…or in this case the number of them.  When getting a tattoo containing words the first thing you need to make sure of before the inking begins is to double check that everything is spelled correctly.  Srsly.  Everything.  No wait, triple check it.  This will be on your body [...]

Having face tattoos and crime don’t mix folks.  Anthony Gonzalez learned this all important lesson the hard way…getting arrested.  It would appear Mr. Gonzalez made two mistakes: 1) getting a terrible EastSide and the number 13 in the form of a goatee on this face and 2) home invading an Elvis impersonator.  This is almost [...]

There’s nothing wrong with getting lettering tattoos and a lot of folks have em…you have to wonder why you would get two relatively short words tattooed in huge letters across your back.  I’m guessing this says “White Sex”…no idea what the mustache looking thing about it is supposed to represent.  This thing might as well [...]

Your life may very well be just a breeze in eternity…but it’s going to be a really long breeze having to stare at that misspell every day until you die.  Not only is the mistake of eternity as eternty bad…but the tattoo is lame too.  Two fails don’t make a right pal. 

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I’ve seen my share of bad tattoo decisions since starting this blog, but I never would have thought I would see this. I have to assume he isn’t talking about eating small domesticated animals…and sure there is nothing wrong at all with what I’m sure he is referring to…but did you really need to billboard [...]

Love doesn’t hurt…brass knuckles do.  Normally His is a reference to Jesus or God…since when does Jeebus roll up with some brass knuckles?  I would think the Son of God wouldn’t need handheld weapons to kick your dumb ass for getting this terrible tattoo.  And the lettering…sucks. You just got that tattoo and it is [...]