Good ol Sonic the Hedgehog…Sega’s counterattack to Nintendo’s Mario. He was cool…he had attitude…guys wanted to be his pal and girls wanted to be his gal…unlike this sucktard. This photo looks like it was taken at a video game convention in 1991…in Paris. I’m really digging the oversized shades and the little tiny tuft of [...]
Just about everyone in the 25 and up age bracket that played original NES knows about the Contra code to give you unlimited lives (technically was only 99 but if you couldn’t beat that game with 99 lives then you are an idiot and don’t need to be playing video games anyway). In fact, I would [...]
Good evening. Welcome to my little game. Look at the cloud table and pick out which of these three items is most likely to make you look like the biggest douche gamer lame-o on the planet. Can’t decide? Not to worry my Nintendo loving friends…it is a trick question. Choosing any of these will solidify your [...]
Let’s face it. We are a video game generation…many of us started our video playing on Nintendo or Atari with a very familiar set of characters…Mario and Luigi. That’s right those zany plumbers who would do anything to rescue a fair damsel in distress from the clutches of either King Kong or Bowser. Sure we [...]
Don’t get me wrong here…I do love some video games. I’ve even played Silent Hill a few times. This I don’t even know where to remotely begin on commenting. Not only did you choose a terrible concept…but it looks like it was inked with a plastic spork and ink pen. You couldn’t have found a [...]
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