Your Tattoo Sucks

Wow.  All I can say is just wow.  What thought process would go through someone’s head to decide to get an extremely large tattoo of a naked devil girl on their back…the full back?  I just cannot even fathom a girl that would see that and be impressed.  Let’s just hope they don’t somehow manage [...]

Unless you have been living under a rock, you should know exactly what 2 Girls and 1 Cup is by now. Watching that video was bad enough and I did…several times…but that’s not important…what is important here is the fact that not once did I ever think for the slightest second that I would want to [...]

I am a fan of the whole pinup girl look and totally dig well done pinup girl tattoos…the key word there being well done.  This one…not so much.  Pinup girls are supposed to be sexy and have a classy but slightly slutty style to them…this looks like a bent over hooker smoking a cigarette with [...]

I’m pretty sure at night while this guy is sleeping this tattoo comes to life and jumps off his arm and feeds on neighborhood children. I may have nightmares about this visual. Lock your doors if you live near this tattoo. Please. Think of the children. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: [...]

Uh yeah…naked angel chick with wings on top of an eyeball with a flame behind her.  I could get all Freudian and say the flame represents his fear of going to hell, the angel his salvation, the nakedness the fact he has never been laid, and the eyeball being the watchful eye of his mother [...]

All I can say on this one is wow…just…wow.  What would compel someone to get two skanky looking sluts wearing lingerie with bad tattoos themselves…and one chick getting a tattoo by the other one?  This tattoo fails on so many levels it”s almost immeasurable.  I can almost see the herpes on these broads.  Do people [...]