Your Tattoo Sucks

There are tramp stamps…then there are true stamps on tramps.  I’m gonna step out on a limb here and venture to say your average “I just want a tramp stamp cause they are hip” type chick is not gonna get handlebars inked above her ass.  All we can see is the handlebars, but I’m pretty [...]

Now who doesn’t enjoying seeing a topless girl?  Ammirite ladies?  Who’s with me?  Raise your hands.  Now what I know that I don’t want to see…and think I speak for all of us…is a full back tattoo of a blonde haired girl with long flowing hair with the butt of the guy sporting this tattoo [...]

On the site here, we’ve all shared in the experience of seeing a vagina on a neck, a belly button, and even one with horses jumping out of it.  Now…ladies and gentlemen of the viewing audience for Your Tattoo Sucks…I give to you…a vagina on an arm.  Not only is it just hanging out on [...]

So my grandma found out about my site and just had to have her picture in it.  Well, here ya go granny.  Are you happy now? Wanted the whole world wide interwebs to see you and your tattoos.  Why must you come down here in the basement and harrass me about stuff.? I just want to be [...]

A lot of folks get portrait tattoos of their family or their pets…rarely does it ever turn out well…this one is no exception.  One, two, three times the family tattoo fail with this one.  The daughters and wife certainly look less than thrilled to be posing for this picture.

Shhhhhh…be very very quiet…I’m hunting tramp stamps.  Oh my…what’s this…I think I’ve come across four of them.  Yes…yes I did come across four of them.  And it was good. Giggidy.