4 tattoos…4 eyes…1 neck. I dont even know what this is supposed to represent. On one hand it looks like the eyes are opening by going from top to bottom, but why do they change size? And what’s that circle thing in there? Some kinda of giant astigmatism? The rest of the tattoos on his [...]
Good evening. Welcome to my little game. Look at the cloud table and pick out which of these three items is most likely to make you look like the biggest douche gamer lame-o on the planet. Can’t decide? Not to worry my Nintendo loving friends…it is a trick question. Choosing any of these will solidify your [...]
This is incredible folks. Keep in mind as you are browsing thru this masterpiece of fail…all of these are on the same person. That’s right folks. One guy. Apparently, one evening where large quantities of alcohol were being consumed…one friend happened to have a tattoo gun…and that is where the fun began. Was the recipient [...]
Sweet merciful crap I can barely breathe folks. I have tried to write this post for the last five minutes and keep cracking up just thinking about whatever the hell this is supposed to be. I know on the surface it is just a naked chick unicorn thing, but let’s think about this for a [...]
All hail your new leader, the Mutant King. From this moment on all of you will bow to his awesomeness and shall do his bidding until such time as he chooses to dispose of you. Fear not as you enter this new life of servitude as the Mutant King shall provide for you just as [...]
Call me a little bit of a prude here…but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this could be a tad excessive. I know folks, I know…perhaps I’m getting old. Or perhaps I’m a little out of touch. Or maybe…just maybe…I’m actually right.
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