Your Tattoo Sucks

What is this supposed to be?  It looks like a random collection of shapes.  Pointless.  I’m more intrigued by the rest of the picture.  Are those Star Wars bedsheets? Now I love me some Star Wars, but rocking the sheets after about age 13 is a little weird.  The Hot Topic wristband should serve as an immediate warning sign of doucheness if the [...]

Seriously, what is this? I can make out what looks to be the shape of a grenade in the upper left corner and maybe a set of keys in lower left.  I think.  Maybe a Burger King crown in the middle?  WTF. Fail. Anyone else have any ideas? Please share them if you do.

4 tattoos…4 eyes…1 neck.  I dont even know what this is supposed to represent.  On one hand it looks like the eyes are opening by going from top to bottom, but why do they change size?  And what’s that circle thing in there?  Some kinda of giant astigmatism?  The rest of the tattoos on his [...]

Good evening.  Welcome to my little game.  Look at the cloud table and pick out which of these three items is most likely to make you look like the biggest douche gamer lame-o on the planet.  Can’t decide?  Not to worry my Nintendo loving friends…it is a trick question.  Choosing any of these will solidify your [...]

This is incredible folks.  Keep in mind as you are browsing thru this masterpiece of fail…all of these are on the same person.  That’s right folks.  One guy.  Apparently, one evening where large quantities of alcohol were being consumed…one friend happened to have a tattoo gun…and that is where the fun began.  Was the recipient [...]

Sweet merciful crap I can barely breathe folks.  I have tried to write this post for the last five minutes and keep cracking up just thinking about whatever the hell this is supposed to be.  I know on the surface it is just a naked chick unicorn thing, but let’s think about this for a [...]