Your Tattoo Sucks

All hail your new leader, the Mutant King.  From this moment on all of you will bow to his awesomeness and shall do his bidding until such time as he chooses to dispose of you.  Fear not as you enter this new life of servitude as the Mutant King shall provide for you just as [...]

Call me a little bit of a prude here…but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this could be a tad excessive.  I know folks, I know…perhaps I’m getting old.  Or perhaps I’m a little out of touch.  Or maybe…just maybe…I’m actually right.

I’m not really sure what this is…but it freaks the bejeesus out of me.  It’s like a little bald girl…with clown makeup…holding some Texas Chainsaw Massacre looking doll.  Damn.  I’m not gonna sleep well tonight.

I’ve stared at this thing for 5 minutes…and I have no idea what it is.  I see a pterodactyl at the bottom then is that a lock in the middle…with wings?  Seriously.  Then the “Shred Til Death” scroll…what the hell is this!!??!!?

Yeeeehaaaa!!!!!  Ride em cowboy.  Yea you go ride that…uh…dinosaur.  This must have been an image from the late Jurassic period just before extinction of the dinosaurs when they were domesitcated by man.  This guy is having so much fun that he even lost an eyeball.  WTF? 

Have fun storming the castle with this…uh…one armed knight?  My guess here is that the princess was crying for help and this doucher showed up…and she lept out the window to her death.