20 Sided Dice
Oct.07, 2009 in
Companies and Products, Random
How much of a Dungeons and Dragons board gaming geek do you have to be to want to get a tattoo of a 20-sided die? Seriously. As if your lack of any sort of female companionship, public humility, and misguided sense of reality weren’t bad enough…oh no…you had to go and seal the deal on any sort of turnaround to try and gain some semblance of coolness by getting this tattoo. And “Courage”? WTF? What would you have to roll on that die to actually succeed in gaining courage? I’m guessing you’re gonna need a 21 on that 20 sided dice to get that experience point. Ain’t happenin’ D&D dice shooter. Move along and go back into your mom’s basement and jerk off to some Wonder Woman comics.
Thanks Kathryn for another great tattoo submission.
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October 8th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
The ‘Courage’ banner is a nod to an episode of “The X Files”.
December 30th, 2011 at 11:45 am
What’s even worse, is the numbers are all wrong.
I almost didn’t want to mention it, but if you are going for a geek tattoo, go all out geek and do it right!
When 20 is showing, the three numbers touching it are 2, 8, and 14. Putting a 19 next to 20 would throw off the randomness and cause evil to take over the world!
While I haven’t played D&D for almost 20 years now, I love to and still do collect polyhedral dice (aka other than six sided)
This is the very kind of detail us geeks will notice (and it stands out painfully), which one would imagine would be the prime show-off targets. That is what makes this minor mistake worthy of mentioning and mockery.