Welcome to Assburger
I wonder how many more times he could fit the word Assburger in there. Maybe below toss in a “Hope you enjoyed our Assburger, Have an Assburger Day”. Really not sure what the need for the red archway was for…frankly I would have thought Home of the Assburger would have sufficed…but I’m glad he was courteous enough to extend us all a kind welcome. The person I feel the most for is the artist who had to stare at this guy’s butt…with terrible crack hair…and ink this ridiculous tattoo. What no assshake and assfries to go with that?

Thanks Rebecca for finding this Asstastic tattoo and sending it in.
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November 4th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
The crack is ugly, but it seems to be a good work… 1 thumb up for the artist!
November 4th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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January 9th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
It’s a crude reference to the “All That” sketch and Kenan and Kel film “Good Burger”, in which Kel repeatedly says,”Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?” Maybe this guy has Asperger Syndrome?