I wonder how many more times he could fit the word Assburger in there.  Maybe below toss in a “Hope you enjoyed our Assburger, Have an Assburger Day”.  Really not sure what the need for the red archway was for…frankly I would have thought Home of the Assburger would have sufficed…but I’m glad he was courteous enough to extend us all a kind welcome.  The person I feel the most for is the artist who had to stare at this guy’s butt…with terrible crack hair…and ink this ridiculous tattoo.  What no assshake and assfries to go with that?

welcome to assburger

Thanks Rebecca for finding this Asstastic tattoo and sending it in.