Your Tattoo Sucks

I like it when folks send in photos of their own tattoos to be posted up on the site…which is the case with this one from Terri.  She called it a Sugar Skull in the submission, but I’m not really sure what sugar has to do with it though.  At any rate this is a skull comprised of flowers which is an interesting concept and has a Day of the Dead type of feel.  If they ever made an all girls cast sequel to The Goonies, this should be the logo.  What do you think of the tat?

So the owner of this tattoo sent it in so I could post it to have folks comment on what they thought about it and vote on it.  All he said was it is a Snorlax tattoo.  Not being well versed in WTF a Snorlax is and lacking the desire & willpower to Google it on my own to find out what a Snorlax was…I sent an email back asking if a Snorlax was some kind of Pokemon.  He answered yes it was a Pokemon and called me a dick. Nice. Well…here ya go Pokemon Snorlax tattoo wearing doucher…you’re up on the site. Cheers.

The magnitude of the levels of suck contained in this photograph are almost immeasurable. Not even if this was inked well would it make the concept better.  I’m sure it is supposed to be a human face, but it looks like a pissed off monkey to me.  I really wish I had a photo of this guy’s actual face.  I would just like to look at the face of someone who deserves to be punched in the neck for thinking this would be remotely cool.  And whoever inked it…you should just find a new profession as this one is not right for you.

There are tramp stamps…then there are true stamps on tramps.  I’m gonna step out on a limb here and venture to say your average “I just want a tramp stamp cause they are hip” type chick is not gonna get handlebars inked above her ass.  All we can see is the handlebars, but I’m pretty sure the rest of this bike is well worn and over-ridden.  Mount up kids and take her for a spin.

What do Elmer Fudd and Canada have in common?  Well to everyone else on the planet…nothing…but to this guy…well I’m still not really sure although it must be enough to inspire combining the two permanently on his body.  Tyrel (who is Canadian) is a good sport and sent this one in for me to post up to see what folks thought about it.  Personally, I think the artwork is very well done and it certainly made me laugh…but I’m sure someone out there will think it sucks…which is just how it goes.  How do you feel about it?

Maybe it’s just me, but I have never understood the celebrity picture tattoo. Celebrity as a character from a movie or something…eh…maybe. Sure Rachel Ray is all over the place lately with Dunkin Donuts ads, her talk show, cooking books and shows, etc. but getting her mug inked on your back is crossing the line for me.  Don’t get me wrong she’s all bubbly and cute (even though she has a grin like The Joker) and I would certainly take over the job as the stay at home “Mr Ray” hubby if given the chance…just don’t think I would tat it.  That’s all.  What do you guys think about celebrity portrait tats?

Thanks Shandi for sending in this one.