Your Tattoo Sucks

Ok so I thought EMO folks were supposed to be all sad, depressed, suicidal, and listened to soft core punk rock while sporting terrible hair and tight jeans…how does “thriller” fit in to all of that? EMO Fail.

Thanks Cody for the submission.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you should know exactly what 2 Girls and 1 Cup is by now. Watching that video was bad enough and I did…several times…but that’s not important…what is important here is the fact that not once did I ever think for the slightest second that I would want to get a 2G1C tattoo. Who does this? Srsly.

Thanks Austen for sending in another good one.

Life may be too short pal, but you’ve got a long time to look at this terrible tattoo.  This thing is just all kinds of messed up. First, there is the apostrophe missing on “Lifes” and then immediately followed up by the wrong spelling of “To”.  Finally, as if those weren’t already bad enough…this is a terrible looking hour glass. It is all kinds of deformed plus the sand is shifted to one side up top even though the glass itself is inked vertically up his arm. No. No. No. Fail.

Thanks Amanda for sending in this sucktacular fail.

“When you go into a tattoo parlour and ask to have a heart tattoo’d on your chest so your sweetie will know how much you love her, you have certain artistic expectations. Might be wise to check that the artist shares your vision before you drop a couple of ‘Ludes and wake up to find an anatomy lesson indelibly marked on your skin.” – That was the direct comment from Oztaurus who submitted this piece of suckage. Don’t think I could have summarized it better myself…well done and thanks for sending it in.

Live: Sure I’ll give you that…you are living.

Love: Not if she sees your hand first. Better wear gloves.

Laugh: Yep…we all are…at this terrible tattoo.

I’m not even going to venture a guess at what the hell those blob things are on either side. The only thing positive I can say about this…at least the words are all spelled correctly.

I am a fan of the whole pinup girl look and totally dig well done pinup girl tattoos…the key word there being well done.  This one…not so much.  Pinup girls are supposed to be sexy and have a classy but slightly slutty style to them…this looks like a bent over hooker smoking a cigarette with unkempted hair.  Plus next time you want to make a girl look sexy…dont ink her with saggy tits and a pooch belly. Fail.