Your Tattoo Sucks

I wonder how many times guys she was giving head to or were working her from behind called her the wrong name or simply forgot what it was?  I would have to assume that it happened enough times that she felt the need to have her name inked so that in either position the guy of the night could see it.  Sure you can scoff at the idea and call her dirty names, but I think she is doing the guys a favor by taking away the awkwardness of being mid-action and realizing you have no idea what this tramp’s name is.  Never again shall that uncomfortable moment of “what’s your name again?” need to happen.  Bravo for you cum dumpster…I mean Kelly…for making that random hookup a little less awkward afterwards.

Thanks Bocephus P. Rex for this killer find. Love it!

This is what happens when you drink way too much Red Bull and Vodka…you actually believe getting the logo tattooed on the back of your neck will be cool and that chicks will dig it.  Well I’ve got a bad shot of reality juice for you to try next pal…it won’t.  Instead of looking like some badass rebel with your new tat…you just look like a brand douche.  You can drink it…just don’t tat it.  And if you must ink it…don’t do it on your neck.  Red Bull may give you wings, but the only wings I think of when I see this…is the wings on the side of a maxipad.

Great submission Sierra. Thanks for sending this one in.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Blink 182. In fact, they are probably one of my top 10 bands, but I can honestly say I have never thought for even a second about tattooing their name across my knuckles.  Maybe if I was actually in the band…maybe.  Also looks like this guy has seen the movie National Treasure one too many times too based on that pyramid with the eyeball tat.  Off the wall is right sir.

Thanks Austen for submitting this one.

We’ve already seen that daddy likes to tramp stamp his girls in the last post, but now we know he likes to spread his ink love in other places.  Did the artist (using the term loosely here) even stencil out these letters or did they just decide to freehand wing it?  Seriously folks, I bet Katharine Hepburn could ink straighter lines with a tattoo gun.  And what the hell is that above? Misteltoe? Least now we know where her daddy likes his little girl when he’s around. 

Thanks Jenny for sending in this terrible example of lettering fail.

I’m sure a psychiatrist out there could make a fortune off of what is going on in the mind of this Daddy’s Girl.  If the psychiatrist wouldn’t be interested in talking to her…I sure as hell bet Chris Hanson would love to have a word with her daddy.  What would you do if you discovered this?  Try to ignore it and just take care of business?  Or would you stop and ask how long has it been since daddy was in the same place you are at that moment?  Hmm…I wonder if daddy took this photo?

For those of you who actually thought I had some killer pics of Madonna and Britney Spears making out…well…I don’t. What I do have is a really terrible tattoo of someone who apparently saw Madonna and Britney Spears kiss on TV…then decide to permanently engrave that mental image on his arm…in text form…and bad lettering at that. 

Thank you to ShtFck on Twitter for sending this one over. 

Oh and just so folks wanting to see a pic of Madonna and Britney Spears making out don’t get all up upset and pissy that I didn’t have one…here ya go: