Your Tattoo Sucks

Yes, this is a guy. And yes, this is a tramp stamp. I had no idea what Tige stood for and would have looked it up, but was told by the tattoo submitter Roman that it is a “a below par ski boat”.  He also went on to say “it would be like getting a Kia tattoo”.  I’ll have to take your word on that one.  Even if it was a top of the line boat…it still sucks as a tramp stamp on a dude. 

This isn’t the first time a tramp stamp tattoo on a dude has found its way onto the site.  Check out the Taco Bell and the butterfly tramp stamps on guys.

Twinkle twinkle guy with back tattoo. How I wonder what’s wrong with you.  You inked a bunch of stars on your back.  And now you look like a dumb nut sack.

Thanks Alex for the tattoo submission!

Money…it’s dirty. Dirty dirty money.  Looks more like it is on fire than actually dirty.  I can’t tell if she has a $1000 dollar bill or a $100.  Based on the top left corner it would appear to be a $1000.  I wonder if she has something against Grover Cleveland?  I would be willing to wager she has never even seen a $1000 bill (they have been out of circulation for about 4 decades and are pretty rare).  Maybe her lack of seeing one would lead her to believe somehow that Ghost Rider or Skeletor was on the bill.  Plus “Dirty” and “Money” don’t even line up right.  Dang, this one is just all kinds of confusing to me.

Thanks Your Tattoo Sucks fan Jess for sending in this terrible tat.

Having face tattoos and crime don’t mix folks.  Anthony Gonzalez learned this all important lesson the hard way…getting arrested.  It would appear Mr. Gonzalez made two mistakes: 1) getting a terrible EastSide and the number 13 in the form of a goatee on this face and 2) home invading an Elvis impersonator.  This is almost as bad as the Eater guy.  You can read more about the adventures in Elvis robbing by Mr Gonzalez at True Crime Report.

Thanks for the heads up on this Elia.

There’s nothing wrong with getting lettering tattoos and a lot of folks have em…you have to wonder why you would get two relatively short words tattooed in huge letters across your back.  I’m guessing this says “White Sex”…no idea what the mustache looking thing about it is supposed to represent.  This thing might as well say “No Sex” which is exactly what is going to happen when a girl gets a look at this back piece.  Hell, it even looks crooked (to me at least). 

Thanks Rob for sending in this one.

I remember back when the New Kids on the Block craze swept over this nation like some kind of biblical sign of the apocalypse.  This boy band nightmare didn’t die out with NKOTB…no it kept evolving with an ever increasing quantity of them over the years culminating into a Highlander-esque “there can be only one” anti-Christ in Justin Bieber.  Well, we could sit here and yap all day about the boy band destruction of the music industry, but this is a tattoo site.  So here is a tattoo…yep, it’s a brainwashed boy-band groupie wannabe with a lip tattoo.  Enjoy.

If you like this lip tattoo, then check out the Chicken Leg Lip Tattoo Club post.