Your Tattoo Sucks

You’ve really got to love the taste of two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun to get a McDonald’s Big Mac tattoo.

I know this is supposed to be a delicious double cheeseburger with a bite taken out of it…but it looks more like a cheeseburger monster with really large teeth trying to attack me.

Sure I think David Spade is pretty funny…but to get a tattoo of him as Joe Dirt which was probably one of his worst movies…yeah I’m not too sure about that.  I will have to say it is the most unique looking of all the different movie roles he has done…but still.  Dang.  That was one terrible movie. The only thing remotely funny about that film was Christopher Walken. 

So I’m a huge Bill Murray fan and have been my whole life.  Would have to say if I was ever compelled enough to go for a Bill Murray tattoo it wouldn’t be from Stripes.  I think I’d have to go with a different movie; probably Caddyshack , Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, or Ghostbusters.  Which Bill Murray character would you go for?

Not surprised to find this tattoo based on the insanely popular Disney Pirates of the Caribbean films.  This one features Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann played by Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.  I have to admit the films are a little hokey, but they do boast some incredible special effects and Depp is brilliant in his role.  I’d be curious to see more tattoos based on these films, so if you have any please send em on in.

This creature was from the film based on the popular book called Pan’s Labyrinth. This monster (whom I don’t believe has a name other than being called the Pale Man) was probably the creepiest looking thing in the film with his blank face and creepy eyes in his hands.  Not sure why anyone would want to put this on their body permanently, but each to their own.  This would give my the willies every time I looked at it.

Thanks Tim for submitting this one.