Your Tattoo Sucks

Money…it’s dirty. Dirty dirty money.  Looks more like it is on fire than actually dirty.  I can’t tell if she has a $1000 dollar bill or a $100.  Based on the top left corner it would appear to be a $1000.  I wonder if she has something against Grover Cleveland?  I would be willing to wager she has never even seen a $1000 bill (they have been out of circulation for about 4 decades and are pretty rare).  Maybe her lack of seeing one would lead her to believe somehow that Ghost Rider or Skeletor was on the bill.  Plus “Dirty” and “Money” don’t even line up right.  Dang, this one is just all kinds of confusing to me.

Thanks Your Tattoo Sucks fan Jess for sending in this terrible tat.

Having face tattoos and crime don’t mix folks.  Anthony Gonzalez learned this all important lesson the hard way…getting arrested.  It would appear Mr. Gonzalez made two mistakes: 1) getting a terrible EastSide and the number 13 in the form of a goatee on this face and 2) home invading an Elvis impersonator.  This is almost as bad as the Eater guy.  You can read more about the adventures in Elvis robbing by Mr Gonzalez at True Crime Report.

Thanks for the heads up on this Elia.

There’s nothing wrong with getting lettering tattoos and a lot of folks have em…you have to wonder why you would get two relatively short words tattooed in huge letters across your back.  I’m guessing this says “White Sex”…no idea what the mustache looking thing about it is supposed to represent.  This thing might as well say “No Sex” which is exactly what is going to happen when a girl gets a look at this back piece.  Hell, it even looks crooked (to me at least). 

Thanks Rob for sending in this one.

I remember back when the New Kids on the Block craze swept over this nation like some kind of biblical sign of the apocalypse.  This boy band nightmare didn’t die out with NKOTB…no it kept evolving with an ever increasing quantity of them over the years culminating into a Highlander-esque “there can be only one” anti-Christ in Justin Bieber.  Well, we could sit here and yap all day about the boy band destruction of the music industry, but this is a tattoo site.  So here is a tattoo…yep, it’s a brainwashed boy-band groupie wannabe with a lip tattoo.  Enjoy.

If you like this lip tattoo, then check out the Chicken Leg Lip Tattoo Club post.

Sure I get that it’s a Jeep thing…and I even own a Wrangler myself…but what usually follows that statement is “you wouldn’t understand”.  I’ve gotta say getting a tattoo of “it’s a Jeep thing” on your neck…well hell I don’t even understand it.  A while back I posted up another Jeep tattoo you can check out.

Thanks to Rose for submitting this photo.

I’ve heard and seen a lot of branding style tattoos and obviously plenty of regular tattoos…but I have never seen anything like this.  Folks get layers of skin cut with a scalpel and peeled off them so that the scar process maintains the tattoo shape.  I can’t even begin to imagine how painful this has to be.  The end result of the bamboo in the pic on the boat looks pretty cool, but I think I’ll stick to the regular stuff.

Thanks to Your Tattoo Sucks fan Amber for sending these in!