Your Tattoo Sucks

Most of know about Sonic the Hedgehog from the classic Sega videogames…well this guy decided to bypass the primary character and go straight for Sonic’s sidekick, Tails.  Previously, I featured Sonic the Failhog so figured a Tails tattoo was due.  The artwork on Tails is pretty well done and I’m not hating on that…what sucks is just the concept itself.  So tails is being projected out of an old school movie projector that isn’t even finished.  And a movie projector is a perfectly obvious choice since Sonic was a video game.  Interesting choice of hand gestures that ol Tails is giving…looks like a big “L” for “Loser”…how fitting.

Sent in from an anonymous fan. Thanks for sending it!

Your life may very well be just a breeze in eternity…but it’s going to be a really long breeze having to stare at that misspell every day until you die.  Not only is the mistake of eternity as eternty bad…but the tattoo is lame too.  Two fails don’t make a right pal. 

Thanks Your Tattoo Sucks fan Kathy for submitting this failtastic photo!

Wow.  All I can say is just wow.  What thought process would go through someone’s head to decide to get an extremely large tattoo of a naked devil girl on their back…the full back?  I just cannot even fathom a girl that would see that and be impressed.  Let’s just hope they don’t somehow manage to find one that does and procreate. I do have to admit the one on the right with the moon is actually pretty well done…choice of artwork is certainly questionable. 

Thanks Andrew for sending this one in!

I love the sneak pics of tattoos when folks are out in public.  This photo was sent in by YTS fan “NakedMirths” who saw this guy at a Nationals Park on Opening Day this year in DC.  She had this to say: “Is he emo because of a broken heart or does he have a broken heart because he’s emo?”.  I think he’s EMO and has a broken heart because he is a Phillies fan.  I wish this shot could have included whatever disaster is on his wrist too. 

We’ve seen a plethora of Star Wars tattoos on this site (oh yes El Guapo…we’ve seen a plethora), but haven’t shown very many Star Trek tattoos.  This submission came in thanks to a Your Tattoo Sucks fan who added this piece of background info: “she has seen the new movie…. and never watched the show… trekkie my ass”.  Trekkie my ass indeed!  Whether the tattoo itself is of suckitude is probably debatable, but to get a Star Trek logo on the back of your neck with the only exposure to the Star Trek universe being the new movie is a little weak.  Don’t get me wrong, the new movie was pretty bad ass…but at least get some history of the series under your belt before going with the neck tat. 

I don’t know what’s worse on this one…the word “squishy” with animal tracks walking up her side…or her Hello Kitty PJs.

Thanks Libby for sending in this one.