Your Tattoo Sucks

Anyone that has seen the classic Troma films from the 80s will recognize this little 90 pound weakling.  Of course you’d only know him from the beginning of the first Toxic Avenger movie as this fella eventually gets transformed into the bad guy fighting superhero born out of toxic waste.  Gotta say this is probably a one of a kind tattoo as I cant imagine there being too many folks running around out there with a Melvin portrait tattoo. 

Just in case you have no idea what I am talking about, here is the trailer from the first Toxic Avenger movie:

Big thanks to Tim for sending in this one.

Another Valentines Day related post for you guys.  This one was submitted by Ryan who has a heart tattoo on his wedding ring finger.  According to Ryan on this new tattoo the running joke with the wife is “Look honey, I’ve got a heart-on for you”. http://instantrimshot.com  I’m guessing she loves you for more than your sense of humor. Zing!!

So I sent a call out on Twitter (@yourtattoosucks) asking for folks to send in any Valentines Day related tattoos for me to feature here today in honor of this joke of a holiday.  Here is the first submission from Steph who has these two inked.  I think most folks will agree on the first one that love does kill slowly.  Not sure what Bella Vendetta means, but the hearts in the skull and bow are a nice touch.  Thanks for sending these in Steph!  If anyone else has any to share use the submit form here to get em to me and I’ll try my best to post them up today.

Listen up children to the writing tramp stamped on the girl in front of you, crack kills.  Just say no to crack.  While you’re at it, just say no to terrible tramp stamp ideas too. 

OMG. This one is off the charts on the Fail-o-Meter.  Not only did you get a tattoo of a terrible band, you got the tattoo covering most of your arm…by what looks like someone who has never seen an ink gun in their life before they started mutilating your arm.  I really hope this wasn’t done by a “professional” and was instead done by your buddy at home with a ball point pen and spork from Taco Bell.  At least that would explain the craptasticness of the design and execution. 

Big props to Richard for finding this and sending it in.

Both of these terrible designs are on the same dude. First is a series of random poorly done music notes and stars.  Are some of those notes backwards?  I’m not a musician, but some just look weird to me (and not talking about the terrible ink job).  The other is some kind of anime looking chick crawling toward a brown alien in chains while she picks her nose.  I’m sure this is supposed to be some specific Pokemon character or something, but I’m at a complete loss.  Anyone know?

Good submission from Rob. Thanks man!