Your Tattoo Sucks

I’ve seen my share of bad tattoo decisions since starting this blog, but I never would have thought I would see this. I have to assume he isn’t talking about eating small domesticated animals…and sure there is nothing wrong at all with what I’m sure he is referring to…but did you really need to billboard it on your face?  I have to figure you’d probably have fewer opportunities to do so after the tattoo, but ya never know.  This almost looks like a prison tattoo…maybe he just wants to make sure all the guys in there know he isn’t about to eat a meat-sammich.

Props to Your Tattoo Sucks fan Parmis for sending this one in.

At some point as you start getting random tattoos on one area of your body, you have to consider making them flow together.  Individually, these Star Wars tattoos are probably all ok…but collectively this just makes no sense and has zero advance thought into making it work.  Even as some kind of battle scene…this just doesn’t make any sense.  Fail.

I’m not sure what Captain Kirk from Star Trek did, but all we know is that it warranted a spanking from a Star Wars StormTrooper.  Harmless spanking…or perverted sexual innuendo?  You make the call.

This looks like something you would find drawn on the cover of a homemade compilation cassette tape of terrible 80s hair bands. We just took a peek at what a nicely done (but nasty concept) realistic set of exposed ribs looks like in the previous post…now this is an example of how someone with basically the same idea failed miserably by choosing a terrible tattoo artist to help bring this concept of suck to life.  

The realistic horror style tats have never been my thing.  I’m really not sure why anyone would want a realistic image of an area of your body missing skin with an exposed rib cage on it.  Anyone have an idea what the two tats are on the chest?  Really curious what he thought went well with this nasty rib mess.

This guy is definitely a fan of the Star Wars Clone Army.  He pays tribute to this fandom by displaying the original trilogy StormTroopers on his left arm and the Clone Army soldiers from the prequels on his right arm.  It is some pretty good looking artwork too.  I’m guessing his chest has some more Star Wars tattoo action, but unfortunately I do not have a photo of that.  I will try to track that down and add it in with these.  If anyone has a link of it to share please drop it in the comments or send the actual pic in using the submit form.

UPDATE: Turns out the chest of this guy was already featured on here. You can check out what this montage looks like from the front at:

http://yourtattoosucks.com/movies-tv/star-wars-chest-and-sleeve/