Your Tattoo Sucks

We’ve seen a plethora of Star Wars tattoos on this site (oh yes El Guapo…we’ve seen a plethora), but haven’t shown very many Star Trek tattoos.  This submission came in thanks to a Your Tattoo Sucks fan who added this piece of background info: “she has seen the new movie…. and never watched the show… trekkie my ass”.  Trekkie my ass indeed!  Whether the tattoo itself is of suckitude is probably debatable, but to get a Star Trek logo on the back of your neck with the only exposure to the Star Trek universe being the new movie is a little weak.  Don’t get me wrong, the new movie was pretty bad ass…but at least get some history of the series under your belt before going with the neck tat. 

I don’t know what’s worse on this one…the word “squishy” with animal tracks walking up her side…or her Hello Kitty PJs.

Thanks Libby for sending in this one.

I’ve seen my share of bad tattoo decisions since starting this blog, but I never would have thought I would see this. I have to assume he isn’t talking about eating small domesticated animals…and sure there is nothing wrong at all with what I’m sure he is referring to…but did you really need to billboard it on your face?  I have to figure you’d probably have fewer opportunities to do so after the tattoo, but ya never know.  This almost looks like a prison tattoo…maybe he just wants to make sure all the guys in there know he isn’t about to eat a meat-sammich.

Props to Your Tattoo Sucks fan Parmis for sending this one in.

At some point as you start getting random tattoos on one area of your body, you have to consider making them flow together.  Individually, these Star Wars tattoos are probably all ok…but collectively this just makes no sense and has zero advance thought into making it work.  Even as some kind of battle scene…this just doesn’t make any sense.  Fail.

I’m not sure what Captain Kirk from Star Trek did, but all we know is that it warranted a spanking from a Star Wars StormTrooper.  Harmless spanking…or perverted sexual innuendo?  You make the call.

This looks like something you would find drawn on the cover of a homemade compilation cassette tape of terrible 80s hair bands. We just took a peek at what a nicely done (but nasty concept) realistic set of exposed ribs looks like in the previous post…now this is an example of how someone with basically the same idea failed miserably by choosing a terrible tattoo artist to help bring this concept of suck to life.