Your Tattoo Sucks

Some folks can’t stand tribal tattoos and think they are played out, others would disagree and say they can be cool when done right.  I fall in the category leaning to the can be good side, mainly due my digging of the polynesian/hawaiian tribal style tattoos.  This would certainly fall in the WTF tribal category.  Whatever you did here did nothing more than make your chest look like a weird face. Do you see it?  If not, I’ll explain.  The chest tribal tat looks like giant eyelashes coming off the eyes (nipples) and the lame “KNIGHT” lettering looks like a mustache and his belly button would be the mouth. Prime example of be careful on what other ink you have and how it could relate to other work.

Thanks to YTS reader Susanne for sending in this pic.

I have seen a tattoo on the back of an ear before, but never seen one inked inside an ear. I can’t even begin to think about how much that had to of hurt. Yikes!!  I certainly couldn’t imagine getting this inked, but it’s not on me. For where it is located I do give em props for fitting it in there by incorporating the curves well.  Not really sure what is up with the sharp teeth though…vampire skull maybe? Still makes me cringe to think about getting it there.

Ok so I thought EMO folks were supposed to be all sad, depressed, suicidal, and listened to soft core punk rock while sporting terrible hair and tight jeans…how does “thriller” fit in to all of that? EMO Fail.

Thanks Cody for the submission.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you should know exactly what 2 Girls and 1 Cup is by now. Watching that video was bad enough and I did…several times…but that’s not important…what is important here is the fact that not once did I ever think for the slightest second that I would want to get a 2G1C tattoo. Who does this? Srsly.

Thanks Austen for sending in another good one.

Life may be too short pal, but you’ve got a long time to look at this terrible tattoo.  This thing is just all kinds of messed up. First, there is the apostrophe missing on “Lifes” and then immediately followed up by the wrong spelling of “To”.  Finally, as if those weren’t already bad enough…this is a terrible looking hour glass. It is all kinds of deformed plus the sand is shifted to one side up top even though the glass itself is inked vertically up his arm. No. No. No. Fail.

Thanks Amanda for sending in this sucktacular fail.

“When you go into a tattoo parlour and ask to have a heart tattoo’d on your chest so your sweetie will know how much you love her, you have certain artistic expectations. Might be wise to check that the artist shares your vision before you drop a couple of ‘Ludes and wake up to find an anatomy lesson indelibly marked on your skin.” – That was the direct comment from Oztaurus who submitted this piece of suckage. Don’t think I could have summarized it better myself…well done and thanks for sending it in.