Your Tattoo Sucks

When life gives you lemons folks…make lemonade.  Or in this case…when life snags a big toe…have fun with it. 

Me thinks this dude has seen the movie Dune one too many times.  Srsly.  Apparently, it’s all about the spice.  Doucher.

What the hell is this?  Puma?  I’m gonna go with puma on this one.  Whatever it is…it is puma-fail-tastic that’s for sure.  If you look closely at its eyes…the puma looks sad like he is about to cry.  Why is the puma sad?  Cause he looks like crap.  That’s why.

Nice punisher design…that has bled all over itself.  Your artist should be punished for jacking this one up.

Yeeeehaaaa!!!!!  Ride em cowboy.  Yea you go ride that…uh…dinosaur.  This must have been an image from the late Jurassic period just before extinction of the dinosaurs when they were domesitcated by man.  This guy is having so much fun that he even lost an eyeball.  WTF? 

Why would one of those need punching?  Maybe it drank the last of the milk and put the carton back in the fridge?  Or perhaps purchased the wrong kind of beer at the store?  Whatever it did…this tattoo receipient…felt the need to punch it.