Your Tattoo Sucks

St Louis Cardinals baseball fan-a-tic gets a HUGE tattoo on his back.  Well…least it wasn’t all their signatures like the Chicago Bears tattoo guy. 

Portrait tattoo of Oli Sykes who is the vocalist from a British metal band called Bring Me the Horizon.  Does this Oli tat bring you the awesome…or bring the fail?  Thanks to Bozmund for submitting this one.

This interpretation of the classic unicorn envisioned a replacement of the mythical beast’s fabled horn…with a penis.  Nice addition of random mutant hairs on the shaft.  Not sure what the leaking is out the mouth…in fact, I’m not sure I really want to know.

I know that American Idol is a widely watched program and people just go nuts over it…but to get a tattoo of one of the contestants…well you can decide.  Would Simon, Paula, and Randy give this tattoo a “dreadful” or a “that’s awesome dawg”?

So she is claiming that she fell asleep and only wanted 3…but woke up to find 56 and is now going to sue the artist.  Uh…sure…dumbass.  Regardless it sucks, or at least I think it sucks…but we’ll let the public decide with their votes.

Link to story of her now suing the artist: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526837,00.html?mrp

Yep…that’s a tampon…and that’s probably not ketchup on the end of it.