Your Tattoo Sucks

Wow. This is some serious commitment to not only Star Wars, but to the Dark Side.  I can’t even imagine how long this one took to complete with it being a full back cover.  Where is the AT-AT?  It’s good to see Darth Vader, Stormtrooper, Boba Fett, Tie Fighters, Royal Guards, and the Death Star in this, but of all the Imperial vehicles that one was the coolest.  Would have liked to of seen that worked in here somewhere. 

One of the funniest memes to come out of the Star Wars original trilogy has to be the emergence of “It’s a Trap” featuring Admiral Ackbar as a now famous (or more infamous) character.  With only a few lines of dialogue as the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance Fleet in the films he is probably the most popular of all the minor characters.  Hell, there is even a push to make him the new mascot of Ole Miss.  The dude looks hilarious and his lines of dialogue in the films are fantastic to watch…but getting him inked on your arm…that I’m not so sure of.  I will say that the artwork is very well done though.

Found this online and totally made me laugh.  In all fairness, I will admit that I am a Star Wars geek.  That disclaimer out of the way, I can honestly say that dueling lightsabers on your fingers are way better than the finger mustache fad.  I’m going to guess it is supposed to be Return of the Jedi Luke in green vs Darth Vader in red.

I would say a comic crossover of My Little Pony and the X-Men is pretty unlikely…although with Disney taking over Marvel…who knows.  I’d be willing to bet if Wolverine did stumble upon a My Little Pony grazing in a pasture…there’d be nothing left to ride.

I have to wonder what this guy does for a living to warrant such a tattoo.  You also have to wonder would a business hire someone with that on their hand.  His potential employment (or lack thereof) aside…actually spelling out SUCKER is pretty lame.  I would think if you went for this you would just use SUCKA just to keep it reals yo.

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There are two things wrong here: 1) A guy should never get a tattoo of a butterfly. Period. End of story. 2) The tramp stamp zone is usually reserved for girls, not dudes. I suppose this could could be flexible…although haven’t really seen this very often.  At any rate, these two negatives do not make a positive.