Your Tattoo Sucks

Live: Sure I’ll give you that…you are living.

Love: Not if she sees your hand first. Better wear gloves.

Laugh: Yep…we all are…at this terrible tattoo.

I’m not even going to venture a guess at what the hell those blob things are on either side. The only thing positive I can say about this…at least the words are all spelled correctly.

I am a fan of the whole pinup girl look and totally dig well done pinup girl tattoos…the key word there being well done.  This one…not so much.  Pinup girls are supposed to be sexy and have a classy but slightly slutty style to them…this looks like a bent over hooker smoking a cigarette with unkempted hair.  Plus next time you want to make a girl look sexy…dont ink her with saggy tits and a pooch belly. Fail.

Not really sure what to make of this one titled No Lies Just Love. I gotta be honest, the mouthless people are a little creepy. Sure I get why they dont have them…no lies coming from the mouth…blah blah blah…but still doesnt change the fact that it is a little weird. Does anyone else think that they are sitting a little far apart to be in love? Plus I’m not sure if this is on a guy or girl as if this was on a dude I would think it was even more strange of a tat. Based on the arm hair it could probably go either way. What do you all think about this one?

Thanks to Taylor for sending this one in.

In the sad wake of Conan’s final hosting of The Tonight Show on NBC last night, I figured a Conan OBrien tattoo would be fitting. Screw NBC.  Jay Leno has always sucked and I hope his rating are in the crapper when he takes back over. Personally, I hope O’Brien decides to make the move over to cable in order to have more freedom with what he can say and with his skits. I’m with CoCo. Team Conan forever. Oh and the tattoo, I think it’s actually pretty well done. It could certainly be better, but as we have seen with portrait style tattoos already on here…it could be seriously worse.  

Got this submission from Angela who is sending in a tattoo that her dad has. Ya gotta love it when a daughter outs her dad’s Tweety bird tattoos. Let’s hope none of his fellow construction workers see this and cause him to loose any street cred.  From Angela: “My dad is a construction worker and he decided (after quite a few years of wanting this actually) that he was going to get Tweety Bird tattooed on his leg, donning all the construction worker accessories. He also has Tweety Bird tattooed on his butt cheek but I opted out of photographing that one, for your sake and mine. I love my dad but COME ON. Maybe this is why I’ve always hated Tweety Bird…”

And yes, for the record…I’m very glad you didn’t in the one on his rear end.

Down in Little Rock Arkansas there is a tattoo shop called University Tattoo who have decided to start some kind of Chicken Leg Club which they claim on their Facebook photo album will “make your lip forever famous”. I’m not so sure “famous” is the word I would use to describe this.  Be sure to check out the full gallery as they have about 90 photos of folks who have decided this was a good idea.

This was apparently the first guy to get it done. Yeah, Like I want to follow this guy as a trendsetter for anything.

This girl scares me. Go check out her eyes on the Facebook album photos. Creepy.

Just a wholesome group of college kids…who love chicken.

Thanks Amanda for giving me the heads up on this Chicken Leg lip tattoo club.