Your Tattoo Sucks

I have to wonder what this guy does for a living to warrant such a tattoo.  You also have to wonder would a business hire someone with that on their hand.  His potential employment (or lack thereof) aside…actually spelling out SUCKER is pretty lame.  I would think if you went for this you would just use SUCKA just to keep it reals yo.

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There are two things wrong here: 1) A guy should never get a tattoo of a butterfly. Period. End of story. 2) The tramp stamp zone is usually reserved for girls, not dudes. I suppose this could could be flexible…although haven’t really seen this very often.  At any rate, these two negatives do not make a positive.

With the recent release of the new Alice in Wonderland movie by Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp, I figured I would post up a related tattoo.  This person definitely shows their committment to the animated film from Disney by getting a full leg tattoo of the various characters.  I would never dream of getting something like this myself, but I do have to say the colors on this tattoo are incredible and bright.  I also think the artwork here is detailed and fantastic. 

Seriously, what is this? I can make out what looks to be the shape of a grenade in the upper left corner and maybe a set of keys in lower left.  I think.  Maybe a Burger King crown in the middle?  WTF. Fail. Anyone else have any ideas? Please share them if you do.

Now this is a well done portrait tattoo of Kiefer Sutherland as David in the classic 80s vampire movie The Lost Boys.  Some folks may think getting a vampire or movie tattoo sucks and they can certainly think that, but at the end of the day this is a well inked tattoo.  Realistic portraits are the hardest to do well and most of the time they come out poorly executed.  This is not the case here in my opinion.  I was hoping to find a Corey Haim tattoo from the film to post in honor of his death this week, but couldn’t.  If anyone has any Corey tattoos to share, please send them in and I’ll be sure to get them posted up. 

Love doesn’t hurt…brass knuckles do.  Normally His is a reference to Jesus or God…since when does Jeebus roll up with some brass knuckles?  I would think the Son of God wouldn’t need handheld weapons to kick your dumb ass for getting this terrible tattoo.  And the lettering…sucks. You just got that tattoo and it is already bleeding together.  Enjoy your illegible black blobs in a couple years.