Your Tattoo Sucks

With the recent release of the new Alice in Wonderland movie by Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp, I figured I would post up a related tattoo.  This person definitely shows their committment to the animated film from Disney by getting a full leg tattoo of the various characters.  I would never dream of getting something like this myself, but I do have to say the colors on this tattoo are incredible and bright.  I also think the artwork here is detailed and fantastic. 

Seriously, what is this? I can make out what looks to be the shape of a grenade in the upper left corner and maybe a set of keys in lower left.  I think.  Maybe a Burger King crown in the middle?  WTF. Fail. Anyone else have any ideas? Please share them if you do.

Now this is a well done portrait tattoo of Kiefer Sutherland as David in the classic 80s vampire movie The Lost Boys.  Some folks may think getting a vampire or movie tattoo sucks and they can certainly think that, but at the end of the day this is a well inked tattoo.  Realistic portraits are the hardest to do well and most of the time they come out poorly executed.  This is not the case here in my opinion.  I was hoping to find a Corey Haim tattoo from the film to post in honor of his death this week, but couldn’t.  If anyone has any Corey tattoos to share, please send them in and I’ll be sure to get them posted up. 

Love doesn’t hurt…brass knuckles do.  Normally His is a reference to Jesus or God…since when does Jeebus roll up with some brass knuckles?  I would think the Son of God wouldn’t need handheld weapons to kick your dumb ass for getting this terrible tattoo.  And the lettering…sucks. You just got that tattoo and it is already bleeding together.  Enjoy your illegible black blobs in a couple years.

In general, company product tattoos are pretty lame concepts to get permanently inked on your body (there are some exceptions to this rule though).  If you are going to cross the line into a company or commercial product tattoo…at least get it done well.  This is just a wavy lined, gray splotchy, downright mess of a tattoo.  What is that draped over the top of the bottle next to your nasty armpit hair?

Thanks to your tattoo sucks fan Lisa for sending in this pic.

Oh Canada is right. Looks like this six pack was served with one too many sides of Canadian bacon and maple syrup.  Damn dude.  You may want to switch over to Molson Light going forward, eh.  In the wake of the recent Winter Olympics in Vancouver receiving this tattoo couldn’t have been timed better.

Props to Katie for sending this one in (who also happens to be Canadian)