Your Tattoo Sucks

In general, company product tattoos are pretty lame concepts to get permanently inked on your body (there are some exceptions to this rule though).  If you are going to cross the line into a company or commercial product tattoo…at least get it done well.  This is just a wavy lined, gray splotchy, downright mess of a tattoo.  What is that draped over the top of the bottle next to your nasty armpit hair?

Thanks to your tattoo sucks fan Lisa for sending in this pic.

Oh Canada is right. Looks like this six pack was served with one too many sides of Canadian bacon and maple syrup.  Damn dude.  You may want to switch over to Molson Light going forward, eh.  In the wake of the recent Winter Olympics in Vancouver receiving this tattoo couldn’t have been timed better.

Props to Katie for sending this one in (who also happens to be Canadian)

This post was sent in by Lindsey who also provided her own commentary on it.  Here it is in its entirety:

“When I came across this gloriously sh*tty tattoo, I assumed it was done in permanent marker… unfortunately I was wrong! First of all, I found out that this tattoo was actually done professionally. (HA) Second of all, as far as I’m concerned this may be the most haggard version of stars and moons I have seen thus far and that is certainly making a statement considering the subject of this tattoo is f*cking pitiful. By the way I discovered this comment posted along this ridiculous picture.. for your enjoyment.. “and willie its not finished but it has to do with a bible verse im getting tatted on me soon and then the rest is going to be so tight when i get the backround and the other shit it will be like a 45 vist tat haha” Please consider placing this tattoo in your gallery, maybe the owner of this tattoo will finally come to his senses. In other words… maybe he’ll leave out the bible verses.”

Did Burger King’s The King find religion? Perhaps the weight of the guilt for all that stalking and perverted behavior finally caught up on his conscience. Or did Chick-fil-A buy out Burger King and change the logo? If the latter…I sure hope they don’t close the BK on Sundays too.  Again…a tattoo I would really like to ask what the person meant with this.

There are some tattoos I would really like to know what the thought process was when designing a particular piece of ink and the meaning behind it.  This one is no exception.  What would a legless cheeseburger with arms want to sing about? Is it a happy song? Perhaps he is sad at his missing lower appendages.  Personally, I think arms made out of fries would have been a better touch.

I’m not really sure why this burger would have a trail of fire coming out from behind it.  Looks like it is entering the Earth’s atmosphere.  One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the burgers will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new cheeseburger overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground pickle caves.