Your Tattoo Sucks

When I opened up this picture I busted out laughing…seriously…none of that fake LOL but really didn’t LOL stuff. The original Adam West Batman movie is absolutely the most ridiculous thing you have ever seen. And by ridiculous I mean campy and hysterical. My two favorite scenes in that movie are Batman trying to get rid of the bomb and the scene where a shark bites his leg while hanging from a helicopter. I definitely give this guy props for being committed to the design cause that is one huge tattoo. Plus I have to give him kudos for having a great sense of humor by putting this image from a hilarious piece of cinematic history on himself. I’d be glad to buy you a beer any day of the week sir and talk Batman awesomeness.

Thanks Rob for sending in this one. Definitely made my morning.  Oh and for those of you who have never seen the movie and have no idea what this is a tattoo of…enjoy this little clip from the 1966 Batman movie.

So this has been kicking around the compuinnerwebs for a few days so figured what the hell I might as well post it here for you fine folks.  Rumor on the skreet is this was a made for Ray-Ban sunglasses as part of a viral marketing campaign. So…I’m either helping spread the corporate propaganda effort by posting this youtube video…or you get to see a total asshat get a real tattoo of glasses on his face. In either scenario…we as a human race all still lose.

Are you really gonna like that song in another 10 years? Especially something as depressing as that one sounds. There’s a time for Paul Van Dyk song lyrics…and that time is not in a tattoo studio.

Thanks Sarah for the submission.

How many times do I have to say this…if you are going to get a portrait tattoo…make sure you go to a damn good artist…or you end up with a scary spawn of Satan.

Thanks Bocephus T. Rex for the submission.

Nothing shows how classy you are like driving a Cadillac. Conversely, nothing says douche like a Cadillac tattoo. Life. Liberty. And the Pursuit…of a sucky tattoo.

Addition: Turns out this is an asshat from that MTV show Jersey Shore. Go figure.

Thanks for sending this one in Greg.

I would imagine this is what the muppet rocker Animal would look like after coming down hard after a Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem show from too much blow and hookers in real life.