Fellow YourTattooSucks fan Stevie sent these three pics over.  Let’s take a look at these images of greatness one photo at a time shall we?  Yes…we shalt.  Or something like that. 

Up first we have…well I’m not quite sure what this is.  I’m gonna take a guess this chick walked into a tattoo shop not knowing what the hell she wanted…and never did actually decide.  She probably told the artist “I want a star…no wait…a halo…no wait…some wings…I’m just not sure”.  Well, looks like the went for the compromise and gave her all three in one spectacular fail of a tattoo. 

bird wings halo star tattoo

Next up on our triple play of tattoo fail…well…honestly I’m not really sure what we have here.  Looks like some kind of deformed baby or fairy type of thing with some purple curtains hanging behind it.  In many ancient tattoo cultures, the hanging of purple curtains signifies failure and a sense of lameness only achieved thru great perseverance and dedication.  Hope she enjoys this wonderous piece on that hoof of a foot she has there. 

weird fairy thing

Last, but certainly not least, we have this fine piece of work.  We must ask ourselves…what came first?  The Shithead or the Hand?  Lots of ways to wonder about how this one came about.  Is this the hand of an ex-lover?  Or was this person cursed with having an absolutely terrible last name of Shithead.  Did Mr. Shithead die on 9-7-06?  Was this the date that Mr. Shithead broke up with whomever this is inked on?  So many questions…so little time.  I’m not sure I can go on not knowing the answer to all these questions that surround the Mystery of Mr Shithead.  Sounds like a new Sherlock Holmes novel.  Hell, I know I would read it. 

hand-print-shithead