Your Tattoo Sucks

Now I do like the concept of getting a tattoo of one of those mindless crane worshipping aliens from the Disney movie Toy Story and don’t see a problem with that. I will say the artwork here is pretty sloppy and the lines are wobbly. Yeah, go ahead and call me a perfectionist ass if you want [...]

OMG…I don’t even know what to say about this one.  Why? For real…why? I love how they made to sure to include a little shot of the pooper with it.  Nothing like a little backend starfruit to really give this tattoo that little extra to make it truly special.  What’s up with the red lines?  [...]

I wonder how many more times he could fit the word Assburger in there.  Maybe below toss in a “Hope you enjoyed our Assburger, Have an Assburger Day”.  Really not sure what the need for the red archway was for…frankly I would have thought Home of the Assburger would have sufficed…but I’m glad he was [...]

Ok…I have no friggin clue what in God’s name Sean Paul is talking about in his chorus there below…but I have to assume he was staring at this fine piece of thong sporting booty when he wrote it.  Oh..wait…that’s not a real thong.  Wait…that’s…a tattoo!??!!? And where is this chick’s butt crack?  She’s a crackless [...]

Well…that certainly is one way to try and earn a buck or two.  I wonder what coins she takes…and whether she takes em still rolled?  Hey-oooo.  Gotta love a good butt crack tattoo.

Butt tattoos are just funny stuff.  For some reason every time I see one, I always think that someone placed a wager…and lost the bet.  I’m sure that isn’t always the case…but why else would someone get a waving pickle smoking a joint on their ass?