Your Tattoo Sucks

I am a fan of the whole pinup girl look and totally dig well done pinup girl tattoos…the key word there being well done.  This one…not so much.  Pinup girls are supposed to be sexy and have a classy but slightly slutty style to them…this looks like a bent over hooker smoking a cigarette with [...]

How many times do I have to say this…if you are going to get a portrait tattoo…make sure you go to a damn good artist…or you end up with a scary spawn of Satan.

Thanks Bocephus T. Rex for the submission.

A lot of folks get portrait tattoos of their family or their pets…rarely does it ever turn out well…this one is no exception.  One, two, three times the family tattoo fail with this one.  The daughters and wife certainly look less than thrilled to be posing for this picture.

We’ve always been told that judging a book by its cover is wrong and that we can’t learn everything we need to know about someone by doing this.  Well folks…I think the exception is right here.  I know everything I will ever need to know about this guy just by looking at this picture. 

Is it a wolf?  A fox?  Whatever this tattoo is…it is jacked up.

I’m sure the good intentions of immortalizing his departed bride were there…just the execution of it…not so much.