Your Tattoo Sucks

All I can say on this one is wow…just…wow.  What would compel someone to get two skanky looking sluts wearing lingerie with bad tattoos themselves…and one chick getting a tattoo by the other one?  This tattoo fails on so many levels it”s almost immeasurable.  I can almost see the herpes on these broads.  Do people [...]

Now who doesn’t enjoying seeing a topless girl?  Ammirite ladies?  Who’s with me?  Raise your hands.  Now what I know that I don’t want to see…and think I speak for all of us…is a full back tattoo of a blonde haired girl with long flowing hair with the butt of the guy sporting this tattoo [...]

Sweet merciful crap I can barely breathe folks.  I have tried to write this post for the last five minutes and keep cracking up just thinking about whatever the hell this is supposed to be.  I know on the surface it is just a naked chick unicorn thing, but let’s think about this for a [...]

This…haunts my nightmares.  Seriously.  Look at it…just don’t look in the eyes.  This is some super scary stuff.  I’m gonna guess that the intent was a nice tattoo of daddy’s little girl…what came out after the tattoo session was something straight out of a freaking Wes Craven movie.  I don’t think I’m gonna sleep tonight.  Or [...]

I’m not really sure what this is…but it freaks the bejeesus out of me.  It’s like a little bald girl…with clown makeup…holding some Texas Chainsaw Massacre looking doll.  Damn.  I’m not gonna sleep well tonight.

At the core root of it all…there really are only three things a man needs to survive.  Those three things are beer…babes…and burgers.  This tattoo has em all.  The trifecta of man all summarized into ink…permanent…ink.