Your Tattoo Sucks

Look after my heart, I left it with you…Look after your brain, you left it at the tattoo shop.  Ah, the Twilight tats of suckitude continue with this quote across the chest.  Look after my pearl necklace…I deposited it there.

Ah the ol knife in the heart tattoo.  What a completely overdone waste of good ink is this failed concept.  I really hope you’re a sailor.  At the very least you could have put “Mother” in the middle of it.  Folks, let this be an example…what goes in at one angle…must come out at the [...]

That is one really nice Beautiful Tradgedy tattoo you have there…oh…wait…something doesn’t seem right here.  Hold on a second.  Let me check out the dictionary on this one…hmm…yep…I spell that as FAIL.  What is a tragedy is that both you and your tattoo artist didn’t notice that one.  How’s the old saying go…measure twice, cut [...]

Maybe if I had some of those old school 3-D red and blue glasses I could actually read this tattoo.  Oh well.  Guess I will never know.