Your Tattoo Sucks

Sweet merciful crap I can barely breathe folks.  I have tried to write this post for the last five minutes and keep cracking up just thinking about whatever the hell this is supposed to be.  I know on the surface it is just a naked chick unicorn thing, but let’s think about this for a [...]

Nothing screams out power and anger quite like a unicorn.  This is one angry dude and he is super serious about letting you know that he means business and is out for vengance…uh…wait…back up a sec.  Looks like he got a little too hasty with his vengeance folks.  At least he stopped and corrected himself [...]

Now what did a mythical creature of a horse with a large single horn on its head ever do to you in order to deserve such horrible treatment?  I’m not sure why this unicorn was pelted with an entire quiver of arrows, but the clue to this mystery may very well be written in the [...]

This is a tattoo of a naked dude on his hands and knees wearing a ball gag on a leash while a woman on top of a black unicorn rests her feet in stripper boots on him.  I’ll repeat that just in case you missed any of it.  Naked dude.  Ball gag.  Leash.  Black Unicorn.  Woman [...]

Who doesn’t love unicorns?  How awesome are they?  Well this person thinks they are number one.  Is it that unicorns are number one…or is it simply describing what this unicorn is doing.  Yep…taking a number one in a bucket.  I wasn’t aware unicorns pissed rainbows either.  Learn something every day.  See folks…not only does Your [...]

Nothing to me screams racism, anarchy, hate, and bigotry quite like a unicorn.  Why the nazis never used this mystical creature as their logo is completely beyond me.  Perhaps if they had…things would have turned out a little better for them.  (bonus laughs for this being on a butt cheek…srsly…wtf?)