TopĀ 10 things that will cause me to lose a boner while tagging you from behind:

  1. Your dog licks my ass
  2. You fart
  3. You ask if I remember what your name is
  4. You tell me you love me
  5. I spill my beer
  6. You ask if you dad can join
  7. Whiskey
  8. You or I puke
  9. I get hungry
  10. You have a really long bible verse tattooed across your lower back that I have to try and read in my drunken state in the dark

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