Pussy Eater
Apr.07, 2010 in
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I’ve seen my share of bad tattoo decisions since starting this blog, but I never would have thought I would see this. I have to assume he isn’t talking about eating small domesticated animals…and sure there is nothing wrong at all with what I’m sure he is referring to…but did you really need to billboard it on your face? I have to figure you’d probably have fewer opportunities to do so after the tattoo, but ya never know. This almost looks like a prison tattoo…maybe he just wants to make sure all the guys in there know he isn’t about to eat a meat-sammich.
Props to Your Tattoo Sucks fan Parmis for sending this one in.
(9.86 out of 10)
April 7th, 2010 at 11:56 am
Facial tattoos blatantly advertising your prison past + referring to going down as “eating” = this lips will never touch pussy.
April 7th, 2010 at 11:58 am
They probably made him eat them kinds of sammiches anyway with that shithead tattoo there. You don’t choose to be gay in prison, rather forced to be.
April 7th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
One of God’s anamolies; putting an asshole on the front of the head.
April 8th, 2010 at 1:03 am
budddy, it’s parmis, not parvis. hahah.
April 8th, 2010 at 11:10 am
sorry about that Parmis. just fixed it.
April 8th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
He’ll meet a girl with the tat C*cksucker on her lips and live happily ever after…
April 9th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
What’s a meat-sammich?
April 10th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
# goz
April 9th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
What’s a meat-sammich?
A “cockmeat sandwhich”
look it up
April 11th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
the man needs a moustache
April 17th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Not all prison tattoos are received willingly.
May 7th, 2010 at 12:58 am
the chicken leg tattoo is cooler
June 8th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Best part is the tattoos paired with those soulful puppy dog eyes.
His mouth says he’ll ‘eat your pussy bitch!’ but those eyes say he writes poetry.
October 13th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
That is the worst tattoo ever. What font is that, Douchebag Sans? And I am pretty sure that is not centered. What chick is going to let you eat her pussy if you don’t have any spatial awareness.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
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May 30th, 2011 at 5:22 am
Shouldn’t it be R-A-P-I-S-T ?!!
July 21st, 2011 at 8:19 pm
dunno if getting eaten out is rape tattooking…good rape anyway? haha although not from our mate pussy eater
October 28th, 2011 at 6:26 pm
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/24/20111028151842.jpg/
check out this updated photo of him that i found!
October 28th, 2011 at 6:32 pm
check it out! he got more shit on his face!
[img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7138/20111028151842.jpg[/img]
October 28th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
i meant to post this link! updated photos of the pussy eater tattoo guys face. http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7138/20111028151842.jpg
December 3rd, 2011 at 2:55 am
wow. thanks for the update. this guy just keeps getting better looking with each passing day/tattoo. i bet he’s beating the ladies off with a stick!
January 2nd, 2012 at 1:52 am
It looks like he coulda gotten that tatto in prison, because he already has the tear drops which probably stand for all the murders he’s committed. *cough* and BTW, tattoos done in Prison can be forced. So, he could of gotten held down, and they tatted that on his face above his lips, because every time a guy wanted him to s*ck their d*cks, he would yell “I told you..I’m a pussy eater!! Not a cock sucker!!”
I joke.