Ok…I have no friggin clue what in God’s name Sean Paul is talking about in his chorus there below…but I have to assume he was staring at this fine piece of thong sporting booty when he wrote it.  Oh..wait…that’s not a real thong.  Wait…that’s…a tattoo!??!!? And where is this chick’s butt crack?  She’s a crackless assunick.  I think I may never get a hardon again.  This has to be the worst tramp stamp on the planet in the history of tramp stampage.  To get that completely out of crack sight you would have to of put that in the middle of your back…so congrats on your tattoo of the worst thong whale tail wedgie on the planet.  Bravo.

Girl it is on, at four o’ clock in di morn’
An I been watchin’ you shake dat ting
Man dem a try, dem a get deny
Caw I’m gonna tek dat ting
Girl it is mine, a long time me a line
An pan we fi waan you to shake dat ting
Gyal dem a round an
Dem a try tek yuh crown
A nuff a dem just, ain’t nothing 

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