Good evening.  Welcome to my little game.  Look at the cloud table and pick out which of these three items is most likely to make you look like the biggest douche gamer lame-o on the planet.  Can’t decide?  Not to worry my Nintendo loving friends…it is a trick question.  Choosing any of these will solidify your placement into the video game suck hall of fame.  What in the name of Super Mario is this?  Not only is it a member of Tattoo Suckage-land…it is apparently the ruler given that pathetic Burger King looking crown it is sporting.  It has a controller for a face…and fur?  Fur?  I have no idea what they were going for with this one…but I do know there is no way it was achieved.

nintendo nes controller

Thanks Kathryn for another great submission.